Feb. 15th, 2011

skylarking: (cumberbuttons)
~ My dream on Sunday night had inflatable dinosaurs and a blooper real. I swear there was a montage of outtakes, mostly involving blow up giant reptiles. I don't think that's normal.

~ Speaking of not normal: Why is Prince William choosing Prince Harry as his best man news? What's headline worthy about a man choosing his brother as his best man? I'm pleased about the Royal Wedding because I get a day off work but that doesn't mean I care about it or want to hear about it constantly

~ Larry the Cat has moved into 10 Downing Street to deal with the rat problem. Too. Many. Jokes...

~ Student on the phone: My friend is handing my assignment in for me and he's just been to the helpdesk and they've told him they can't accept it because it's late.

Me: I'm sat at the helpdesk and I haven't turned anyone away. I can accept late work but I'll have to note on the hand in sheet that it was handed in after the deadline.

SOTP: "Oh..."

I don't know where that guy's friend went but he didn't come and speak to me. I think someone is a liar, liar pants on fire because they couldn't be bothered to come into Uni. I think I might just have ruined a beautiful friendship there.

Wise Words

Hope is the gay skylarking pyjamas we wear over yesterday's bruises ~ De Casseres