Punday

[skylarking]

During the night someone removed the right side of my brain and replaced it with cement. It's an interesting but unwelcome sensation.

I'm thinking about getting a tumblr account, I don't really know what I'd do with it but tumblr is shiny.

And now a bad pun:
The Grim Reaper came for me last night, and I beat him off with a vacuum cleaner. Talk about Dyson with death.
*Bah dum tish*