By any other name

What’s your Poopypants name???

This is an excerpt from a children's book, "Captain Underpants And the Perilous Plot of Professor Poopypants" by Dave Pilkey. The evil Professor forces everyone to assume new names....

Use the third letter of your first name to determine your new first name:

a = poopsie
b = lumpy
c = buttercup
d = gadget
e = crusty
f = greasy
g = fluffy
h= cheeseball
i = chim-chim
j = stinky
k = flunky
l = boobie
m = pinky
n = zippy
o = goober
p = doofus
q = slimy
r = loopy
s = snotty
t = tootie
u = dorkey
v = squeezit
w = oprah
x = skipper
y = dinky
z = zsa-zsa

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I must have had a hormonal surge or something at some point over the last week because I’ve suddenly gone spotty.

Coming off the pill is a non stop roller coaster ride. I never know how I’m going to feel, happy, depressed, hyper, pervy, spotty, schizophrenic, vague. Never a dull moment.

I went through a bit of a pervy stage last week…and the week before…it could have some thing to do with the pictures from the Oscars and the Eternal Sunshine….premier. If Dom does get shirtless in the TV thing he’s going to be in I fear my ovaries may explode.

It’s Wednesday so it’s stay back late at work before I go to yoga day. I always mean to get extra work done and I start with the best of intentions; and then I get bored really quickly and end up on Live Journal. I have no self control, plus it’s after 5 o’clock – I just can’t bring myself to do any work. Who would want to photocopy or file when they don’t absolutely have to?


Maybe I’ll write a to do list, that’s doing something productive but it doesn’t actually involve doing anything.

That’s what I used to do in PE at school, I was never any good at hokey or netball or any of those sports but I was very good at running around looking busy but not actually contributing anything. If that ever became an olympic event I would be standing on the top of a podium with God Save the Queen playing and a gold medal around my neck.

Everybody has to be good at something I suppose.

It's one of those dead languages I always meant to learn

Non curo. Si metrum non habet, non est poema.
"I don't care. If it doesn't rhyme, it isn't
a poem."
You are a type A personality. You like bright
things, you don't call in sick to work, and you
have devastating opinions about art.


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