Cha cha cha, oh la la

Do you think if we clubbed together we could raise a million pounds? $1,000,000 man

I followed a link to mithlond's journal and found these, circa 1996. I think there are probably some States in America where it’s illegal to be this cute

First day back at work after a holiday. I really didn’t want to get out of bed this morning. And when I was at work I really couldn’t be bothered to do anything. I just kept looking at the piles of work on my desk and sighing.

There has to be a better way to earn a living. There really does. I think I’m going to have to jack all this administrator malarkey in and write Mills & Boon romance novels for a job. I reckon I could do it; I could write fluff and get paid for it. Easy peasy – I’ve read enough Mills & Boon – in an ironic way, in an ironic way! I think they’re funny in the same way that made for TV movies are funny.

I saw a book on Amazon, “How to write romance novels” I think I’ll have to buy it next payday.

I have this romantic idea or me working as a writer which involves me living by the beach in a nice little cottage and going out into my garden my lap top, and my doggie to sit and write. The reality is probably nothing like that; but who wants reality!?! That’s not why I’m here at all.

Right, so all I need now is a five year plan, excuse me *wanders off to find a pen and pad of paper in a determined way*



Interesting factoid I learnt today – Hard hats have an expiry date. They last about 5 years and then you have to throw them away.
I did not know that, you live you learn.