Mar. 23rd, 2005
So true, funny how it seems...
Mar. 23rd, 2005 09:23 pmI've just seen Constantine. It wasn't too bad. It was kind of bad and good.
It looked great - the demons were cool and I loved the angels wings, but the director was trying to be arty and do unusual shots and angles which just looked gimmicky and started to get annoying
Keanu's acting was, well, Keanu Reeves' acting. There were some moments that were so Neo. He would stand in a certain way or pull an expression and I'd think 'Mr Anderson'. His suit was very Mr Anderson-esque.
I loved Gabriel; I loved how androgynous she was. In fact, all the angels and demons were a little sexually ambivalent. There was one point where Balthazar leered over Constantine and I thought - someone is going to slash that.
Gavin Rosdale (or however you spell it) wasn't too bad. But I don't know what look they were going for with him because the suit and slicked back hair just said 'Member of Spanda Ballet' to me. He looked like a Kemp brother.
So in summary - hammy and a little over long but enjoyable.
There was a trailer for Kingdom of Heaven. How sexy does that film look? I don't care what the plot is I'm going to see it.
Luckily it looks like it should actually be good as well as full of eye candy. And Star Wars 3, *rubs hands together* it will be crap, but it will be glorious crap
And finally Triple X 2. XXX2. Shouldn't it be XXXXXX? XXXetc perhaps?
*ponders*
It looked great - the demons were cool and I loved the angels wings, but the director was trying to be arty and do unusual shots and angles which just looked gimmicky and started to get annoying
Keanu's acting was, well, Keanu Reeves' acting. There were some moments that were so Neo. He would stand in a certain way or pull an expression and I'd think 'Mr Anderson'. His suit was very Mr Anderson-esque.
I loved Gabriel; I loved how androgynous she was. In fact, all the angels and demons were a little sexually ambivalent. There was one point where Balthazar leered over Constantine and I thought - someone is going to slash that.
Gavin Rosdale (or however you spell it) wasn't too bad. But I don't know what look they were going for with him because the suit and slicked back hair just said 'Member of Spanda Ballet' to me. He looked like a Kemp brother.
So in summary - hammy and a little over long but enjoyable.
There was a trailer for Kingdom of Heaven. How sexy does that film look? I don't care what the plot is I'm going to see it.
Luckily it looks like it should actually be good as well as full of eye candy. And Star Wars 3, *rubs hands together* it will be crap, but it will be glorious crap
And finally Triple X 2. XXX2. Shouldn't it be XXXXXX? XXXetc perhaps?
*ponders*