random thoughs, in no particular order

Corned Beef. I liked corned beef, corned beef hash, corned beef pasties, corned beef sandwiches. All very tasty. (And slightly disgusting, which is probably why I like it. What do they do to beef to "corn" it? I don’t think I want to know.)

But I'd like to know which one of Satan's minions designed the cans that it comes in. They're bloody impossible to get into.

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I hate people who take ages to get to the point. I don't need to hear your whole goddamn life story, just tell me what you want.

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I hate it when you have to repeat yourself sixteen times to people. "Yeah, I received the order and it's been sent off. Yes it's gone. Yes, it should be with you soon. Yes, I have received it. Yes, it's fine there shouldn't be any problems. Yeah, don't worry…" Arg!

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I was tidying my desk up and fund a bunch of office quotes that I'd printed out. My favourites are –

Never do today that which will be someone else's responsibility tomorrow

If you can keep your head when all around you have lost theirs, then you probably haven't understood the seriousness of the situation.

There is no 'I' in 'team'. But then there's no 'useless smug colleague', either. And there's four in 'platitude quoting idiot'. Go figure.

Is your work done? Are all pigs fed, waters and ready to fly?…

And my favourite –

Lack of planning on your part does not constitute an emergency on my part Amen!

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CSI freaked me out last night. A young boy was beaten to death in his bed with a metal pipe, and it turned out that the murderer was his older brother. I wonder why I watch CSI sometimes because it freaks me out all the time.

A bizarre thing about the episode that Wil Wheaton, otherwise know as the Brat Crusher from Star Trek The Next Generation, was in it playing Crazy Homeless Guy. I didn't think he was acting anymore.

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I think my period might be due. I keep dropping things and I haven't been able to stop eating.
It can't be four weeks already!?!

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Dom on Leno. *Loves*

He can talk about Han Solo on a date with me anytime.

Not in a Barry Norman style

( So, Kingdom of Heaven )