They walk downstairs they do it in pairs

Quote of the day

Some people are like slinkies. Not really good for anything, but they still bring a smile to your face when you push them down a flight of stairs...

Heh!

Don't forget the pancakes on Jif Lemon day

I feel inexplicably chipper today. *shrugs*

I woke up twice last night, the first time because of the Itchy Tattoo Itchy Itch of Doom – honestly, I thought I was going to go insane! And it took a while for the Savalon to help.
It itches! It itches us precious!

And the second time ( cut for language )

Pancake day today. I have pancakes at home in the form of Aunt Bessie's frozen ones – they were buy one get one free in Tesco – I'm not sure what I'm going to put inside them yet, I've heard ham and cheese is good.

bollocks

I've just got a letter telling me how much my rent is going up by.

Oh. Fuck.