Imitation is a form of laziness

I am copying off app1e_pi and doing a numbered list because I'm not feeling very inventive today. Why be original when you can just nick a good idea from someone else? *Waves at Pi*

1) Top telly last night – How Not To Decorate with Colin and Justin waiting to go out onto a football pitch to make an announcement and perving at all the footballers coming into the tunnel for half time. I love Colin and Justin.

2) I dreamt I was in an ice-skating display team that performed in a church during the vicar's sermons. But we upset the vicar - who turned out to be Tony Blair - by staging an anti-war protest; poor Tony, he became quite tearful.

3) Back at work today, still feel pretty cack but I'm off all next week and I wanted to make sure I had some things sorted out so I don't come back to complete chaos. There's hardly anyone here and it's funny because I find it distracting when the office is quiet, it's much easier to find myself staring vacantly into space.

3i) But there are biscuits, so that's good

3ii) But I'm trying to cut down on the amount of crap that I eat, and most of the crap I eat involves eating biscuits lots of biscuits at work. Bum.

3iii) I'm going to have to exercise my self-control – this should be interesting.

4) I just have a conversation with Roy during which he managed to be racist and homophobic. He didn't say anything overtly discriminatory but he made a couple of comments that made me wince. He is a nice enough bloke really but he's from a completely different generation – not that that's an excuse - that's the interesting part, how much leeway can you give someone because they are from "a different age" and "don't know any better"?

5) I have not written anything decent in ages. My brain has seized up.

6) Here endeth the list.