Yawn stretch

Ugg. Caffeine hangover

I went out for a meal with my aunt last night - we had sushi from a conveyor belt, it was great - and we decided to have a coffee afterwards.

We both ordered decaf lattes but I'm pretty sure we didn't get decaffeinated ones, when I went to bed I couldn't get to sleep for ages, my brain was going ,zingzingzingzingzingzing.

I feel wrecked this morning. It's all far too much effort.


Is it me or has this been the longest week since the dawn of time?

ETA
I'm tirrrrrred, I want to go hoooooooome, *whiiiiiiiine* :(

My brain moves in mysterious ways

I have an idea.

Fantasy fan fic.

It's like fantasy football or top trumps. Everyone chooses a set of angsty adjectives and nouns and so forth and then every time those words and phrases appear in a Monaboyd angst fic about Billy and Ali's baby you get a point.

So, for example, if I choose "knife", "breathless", "curls up" and "weeps" and then someone posts a fic with a paragraph that reads:

"Billy was still talking but Dom didn't hear him. When Billy had told him that Ali had had the baby Dom had felt a cold knife in his heart and had stopped listening and just slid to the ground and curled up into a ball.

He knew that he had lost Billy forever. He would never get to kiss Billy's cherubic lips until they were both breathless again.* Billy would be to busy with his new family to remember Dom and would forget all about him. Dom started to weep like his heart was breaking – which it was."

I would get 4 points.

The person at the end of a month with the most points wins.

*the1elf I put the cherubic lips bit in just for you *wink*.

The bad fics are bound to happen, we may as well enjoy them; it could be fun, disturbing and sad, but fun.