cheer up emo kid

Do you know what drives me nuts? Glass half empty people.

We've been talking about the new Monday lottery and joking about having a syndicate at work

Alvin: It wouldn't be worth it though, because once you divided the winnings up it would only be something like twenty grand each.

Paul: That would do me; I could buy myself a new car and see all the grand prix matches this season.

Alvin: Yeah, but then you would be skint again.

Paul: But I'd still have my car.

Me: I wouldn't sneeze at 20 grand; you could go on a great holiday on that. Besides, I'd be happy if someone gave me a tenner so twenty grand would be fantastic.


How can you be miserable about the prospect of winning twenty grand? I hate that, "I refused be please" attitude.

/grumble

I do doodles you do doodles too

Ages ago I was bored at work and I started doodling, then I decided to scan the doodles and email it to myself (like I say, I was bored).

I've just come across the document in my inbox and I thought I'd post it because it's silly and proves without a doubt that I cannot draw.

( Van Gogh needn't worry )