Bananas are good

Do you know what is still good? Banana with custard on top. I know it's the kind of dessert you have when you're seven years old and it's probably the kind of dessert the Famous Five would enjoy (did they have bananas? I'm not sure if bananas would be too 'foreign' for them, I mean, gosh, I say, I'm not sure they would be happy about that bendy yellow fruit from abroad don't you know, it probably came from a jungle with insects and savage natives and the like; lashings of ginger beer anyone?. I digress...) but it was gooood.

But then I think custard is generally a good thing.

What's yellow and dangerous? Shark infested custard.

See, there is no bad there.


WTF-ery in the news: Biblical references on US Navy gun sights. What do you think Jesus would say about bible references on guns, hmmm?

I think I have a cold coming on and I seem to be having a problem with my brain not working. It's a bit of an issue. I can't really calculate numbers, think about anything complicated or remember stuff. This must be what it's like to be Paris Hilton. Except without a little dog.