*Insert obligatory Friday by Rebecca Black lyrics here*

Today has a strange vibe about it. Mercury must be retrograde or something.

~I arrived at work about 15 minutes earlier than I normal and I have no idea what I did differently.

~Conversation on the way to work:

Man with a large plastic bottle of what looked like cheap cider: Good morning

Me: Good morning

MWALPBOWLLCC: I like you

Me: That's nice, thank you.

MWALPBOWLLCC: Do you know why? *Dramatic pause* Because you don't wear make up. You don't have to.

Me: Aw thank you.

(I am actually wearing foundation but I didn't want to shatter his illusions.)

And it isn't even 9 o'clock yet. I'm not sure if I'm cogent enough to face whatever the day will bring.

Tea is required I think