Sign of the times

Signs that I am getting old number 4582:
I sometimes prefer the radio edit of songs without the swear words.

Signs we are living in a post CSI world:
When I put the gum I had been chewing in the bin I thought, "That's got my DNA on..."

Best name I've seen all day: Gregg Baker. What were his parents thinking? What middle name did they give him: The?

I don't care what anyone says, I have a massive fondness for Greggs the Bakers. Sometimes a steak bake and an iced finger is just what you need to perk up you day. (Does that sound rude?)

Bored

1. Make a list of five things that you can see without getting up:
A stapler, a telephone, an empty mug, a pad of post it notes, a red arch lever file.

( Pinched from Silverweave )