Anywhere but here (I like this game)

I would be a red convertible with the top down driving through the country Thelma and Louise style - without the rapist, armed robbery and swan dive from the top of the Grand Canyon.

The air is fresh and sweet and full of bird's song and the trees and hedges whiz past in a green blur. There's one of those tacky driving CD's that are only available through offers on TV playing and we're singing along badly but with enthusiasm.

We don't have a destination; we're just driving for the sensation of moving without constraint or purpose.

*craves*

We forgot to buy Brighton Rock!

Something I knew but have been reminded of – My job is making me nuts.

I was feeling all chipper this morning after a lovely weekend, arrived at work and after about half an hour I was going Arrrrrrrrrggggggghhhhhhhhhhh!!!!!!!

I swear, the whole place needs smudging. I'm going to have to arrive at the office really early one morning and walk around the desks waving a big chunk of incense around. Being in this place is like being trapped under something heavy. I wonder if I could hire a crystal healer or a feng shui expert and put it on my expenses.

It was a lovely weekend, indigo_blind came down and we did the Brighton touristy things – the pier, the beach, the shops.

(indigo_blind = very sweet, small, sparkly shoes and drinks as much tea as me and drinks it when it's still scalding hot – she's a hard woman!)

Then there was laughing at how crap An Insomniacs Nightmare is – we reckoned we could have done better with a borrowed hand held video camera in my flat with a £20 budget, and flailing like maniacs at Doctor Who. (Ann Droid - *worships Russell T Davies*)

We went to see Mr & Mrs Smith. It was really good fun, laugh out loud good fun and OMG Angelina Jollie looked hot. I was seriously starting to reconsider the choices I'd made regarding my sexuality then we got back to my flat to pictures of Shirt Over His Head!Dom.

*Guh* Yup, definitely heterosexual, I like boys – especially the delectable Mr Monaghan.

I think I need an icon saying that, the torso picture with "Dom confirmed my heterosexuality" or something on it.

( The Doctor Who exhibition pictures, it might not be dial up friendly )

Reason #583 why Glenis The Snarky Receptionist and I don't get along.

Glenis: "I watched a film the other day and it was a real struggle. I don't know how it managed to win all those awards."

Me: "What film was it?"

Glenis: "Lord of the Rings."

Me: *despair*

She doesn't like Doctor Who either.