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skylarkingThings I have seen that have amused me
I caught a leaf on the way to work the other day. I remember hearing that catching a leaf as it falls from a tree in autumn is lucky and I've been trying for years.
My doctor has a Viagra pen holder.
This cartoon on Hyperbole and a Half had me rolling around in my chair laughing.
Words my mobile phone's predicative text doesn't have:
Stripper, trolls (it has troll but not trolls) and Cumberbatch. I didn't expect it to have the last one but it tickled me, there is something very tickly about the name Cumberbatch. Cuuuuuumberbatcccccchhhhh.
Things that make me want to shoot myself
Appraisal paperwork: "Linked Planning Objective and expected individual and organisational benefit." That's not even in bloody English! FFS!
Quote of the day
Crazy bloke on the bus: (Talking about the David Cameron and the government) What's the name of that other bloke?
Me: Nick Clegg?
CBOTB: Yeah. His name is SATAN - that's who he is!!
Then
CBOTB: You know what I liked about the Labour party? They swept things under the carpet. And this things with the recession - they print money don't they, why can't they just pay it off?!?
I like that, that's genius, that's proper thinking. The government should just print enough money off to pay all its debits. Simples. Why has no one else thought of that? :)
I caught a leaf on the way to work the other day. I remember hearing that catching a leaf as it falls from a tree in autumn is lucky and I've been trying for years.
My doctor has a Viagra pen holder.
This cartoon on Hyperbole and a Half had me rolling around in my chair laughing.
Words my mobile phone's predicative text doesn't have:
Stripper, trolls (it has troll but not trolls) and Cumberbatch. I didn't expect it to have the last one but it tickled me, there is something very tickly about the name Cumberbatch. Cuuuuuumberbatcccccchhhhh.
Things that make me want to shoot myself
Appraisal paperwork: "Linked Planning Objective and expected individual and organisational benefit." That's not even in bloody English! FFS!
Quote of the day
Crazy bloke on the bus: (Talking about the David Cameron and the government) What's the name of that other bloke?
Me: Nick Clegg?
CBOTB: Yeah. His name is SATAN - that's who he is!!
Then
CBOTB: You know what I liked about the Labour party? They swept things under the carpet. And this things with the recession - they print money don't they, why can't they just pay it off?!?
I like that, that's genius, that's proper thinking. The government should just print enough money off to pay all its debits. Simples. Why has no one else thought of that? :)
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Date: 2010-11-03 02:24 pm (UTC)Hmmm....I am pretty sure we could fix things by just printing more money...oh wait; no. I have an inkjet printer. It wouldn't work. LOL.
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Date: 2010-11-03 04:12 pm (UTC)Have you seen the one about how she became obsessed with eating her grandfather's cake? I kind of want an icon of one of the pictures of her going "Cake!Cake!Cake!Cake!"
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Date: 2010-11-03 07:13 pm (UTC)An icon of it would be awesome!
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Date: 2010-11-03 02:44 pm (UTC)(no subject)
Date: 2010-11-03 04:12 pm (UTC)(no subject)
Date: 2010-11-03 10:06 pm (UTC)That is all.
P.S. Did you see the cake one?
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Date: 2010-11-04 09:45 am (UTC)